August 27, 2009

The RULES♥


  1. Female always makes THE RULES.

  2. THE RULES are subject to change without prior notice.

  3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

  4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

  5. The Female is never wrong.

  6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or say.

  7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

  8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
  9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the Female.

  10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

  11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

  12. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.


This is an interesting one being seen in one of the retaurant. Putting up this to alert both the female and male. Be alert of the female rights (The RULES) and alerting the male to obey on the female rules.^^